I was reminded this morning about my first time tripping the brownie fantastic. In this moment of pandemic, allow me to share a trippy-ass story involving a good sis edible-wielder.
Captain's log.
The year is 2019. The date Dec 17th. I made the chaotic decision to try my first edible on the eve of nothing. There was no special event, no day to try to maneuver through. Just a random Tuesday in a cold and wet DMV. Some caveats: I have shit anxiety and bitch-ass depression. My uterus continues to wage war on me every month and PTSD enters the chat even after blocking that hoe. Smoking ain't with the smoke and vape pens are under more and more scrutiny. So, with the power of #fuckit invested in me, I traipsed over to find relief in this desolate, vacant lot of a galaxy.
Space. I saw SPACE.
I laid in my bed waiting for things to kick in. Because Virgos live most dangerously by ourselves, I snuck another 2 bites after my original crumb. By snuck I mean I knew everyone from the previous thread could see my every move because MUFASA TOLD ME YALL COULD. I met James Earl Jones and Mufasa at the same time. In the clouds. Inside a circle. He was wearing a blue-gray double-breasted suit while petting Mufasa like a cat. He told me a secret I now can't remember. I turned and watched a Phoenix rise from the corner of the circle that turned into a blackbird which symbolized my great-grandmother who died 15 years before I was born.
Log, I'm not even sure how I'm writing this.
I woke up to turn over, accidentally grazing my nipple as I was sneaking another crumb.
INSTANTLY HORNY.
My head is floating. I can feel nothing and everything at once. I remember I have legs long enough to Sims-walk across the room to get my vibrator. Have you seen an head explode?
Where's that emoji...
---> 🤯 <--- there it is
I did a Yoni steam 24 hours prior. This level of self-care is unparalleled for me. Evolved me is leaving sad, codependent me in 2019 in glorious fashion. My vulva weeped. My clitoris remembered who she was. I let waves pour out of me, took another bite and woke up this morning, well-rested in the same spot. There is power in the blood and magic in this brownie. I don’t know what sib did to receive this level of weed-wielding but I am satisfied. 100/10 would recommend.
P.S. because I'm a rebel: I took another bite as I was leaving for work this morning and I feel NOTHING.
*ends log*
